The Uncool Influencer’s Antics


Probably I will not understand what goes on in the minds of these “influencers” who think that their decadent behaviour is kind of cool.

Lying down & Smoking while In a plane

And drinking  inthe the middle of a lane

Thinking it to be really cool

This influencer is just a fool 

What else to say for he is but a society’s bane 

The Man-chest-er Acquisition

I penned a limerick after seeing Elon Musk’s tweet that he was buying Manchester United but realising something was amiss I checked the follow-on tweet that it was but a joke and hence had to modify the last line…

When the target acquisition hit a wall 

He decided to change  the port of call

Saying a  new target sighted

And got everyone  united

The man-with a big-chest, er, is fooling us all

India Marching On

As we celebrate 75 years of independence the future is bright but the journey is long to get to a middle income country status which, I have been hoping, is a milestone that will be achieved in this generation.

The Prime minister in his Independence Day address from the ramparts of Red Fort implored people to aim big and have pride in the past and put forth the goal of being a developed nation when India turns 100 as a free country…

Today, at 75 as the nation awakens 

From the ramparts the leader reckons

To dream big we aren’t at all shy

And we’ll have our head held high

For at hundred a developed nation beckons 

Factfulness – My Views

One book I found fascinating is “Factfullness” by the late HansRosling, Ola Rosling & Anna Rosling. The book which persuades us to look at the bright side of the World we live in. While I read this book a couple of years back I am still going ahead and posting on my blog as this is one of my favourites. 

The book is all about asking us to look at the World we live in holistically and compare the present to what was over a period of time, Of course there are many problems but we seem to be focussed only on the negatives and not looking at the positive changes we have had in many spheres of our lives.   

If we were to look at education, globally the literacy rates and people enrolled in schools has gone up – barring a few exceptions! And we seem to be focussed on these exceptions alone! I must confess I did not know and, therefore was pleasantly surprised, to see the gender gap narrowing! 

in   the past few years. 

The other aspect is the gap between fact and perception and this is no less aided by the media in building and amplifying stereotypes. I remember reading an article that showed how crime reporting increased by >600% making it look like incidences of crime were exponentially growing while in reality there was a reduction of murders per 000k of population. while there are pockets and specific events – terrorism, COVID 19 pandemic and the current Russo-Ukraine war – at an aggregate the World is a great place and it is about looking at those positives and trying to lead a more fulfilling life. And if each of us were to pick up the good then we can Truly make this planet a great one.

Taking cues from the book and Covid 19 as a case in point, there are quite a few learnings. While the pandemic, which is a once in a 100-year event, has caused quite a disruption across the globe it is important to look at event based reporting which is a serious issue too. The sudden spurt of cases and the global disruption has meant that reportage too was significantly up but the way things gotportrayed of events in India was clearly beyond acceptable and, if I may say, irresponsible. Two points here – a. the pace and success of the vaccination programme was even more out of the ordinary but the positive news that it is was nowhere comparable to all the bad news in reporting terms b. The response That we have should be replicated to other issues like say TB incidences & deaths and fatalities due to road accidents in India – with >2.5 mio cases & >450K deaths TB is a far bigger problem to solve for and with just over 1% of the world’s vehicles India accounts for ~6% of Accident based deaths (~150k) – so TB + deaths due to accidents = 1,600 deaths/day – the current action we have taken on tackling #COVID19 should be used as a learning  to handle   equally important and systemic issues.

While I knew it was important one area that is now ingrained in my thinking after reading the book is to always look for data over a period of time rather than rely on data at a given point in time; Data needs to be viewed not just over a period of time but also with other aspects such as seasonality. A simple example is to look at revenue growth over 3 years would tell us how sustainablean organisation’s growth is as against looking at growth for a year. Similarly, if we were to look at a 3-year growth for countries we will realise how in 2020 Covid did affect countries but when viewed for the next year it will also tell how countries are reacting economically.

Overall, Factfulness is a great read and one which implores everyone to look at data and the positive aspects of life and, hopefully, will make more people optimists. BTW clearly I am better than the chimps as I outscored them by answering twice as many questions correctly in the book…

A Repentant Husband

A fight between a husband and wife is quite normal and when things go a bit far – as it happened with our man – the persuasion required to patch up would be that much more. In one such aggravated fight a woman left her husband and went  away to her parents place. Desperate to get her back he needed a few days off to plead with her to return with him and now the whole world knows the reason when contents of the leave letter  went viral.

The man from UP was going through a patch rough

What with  the wife going  away following a scruff 

To go and plead with her is a must you see

With all facts a leave application put in did he

And now the whole world knows his ask wasn’t a bluff

Let Love Conquer All

Any news concerning Russia and Ukraine, we would imagine, would be of war. However, a news article went viral where a Russian man and a Ukrainian woman entered into a wedlock in the pleasant climes of Dharamshala, India, which has warmed many hearts.

While  the neighbours harden their stand

With  the unending war in the heartland

In a ceremony right at our hillside 

The Russian, Ukrainian groom & bride

Solemnly decided to hold each other’s hand

Where’s My money Honey

The perils of unknown dating are well known. Our man had a heartache when the “woman” he befriended on a dating site not only left him – virtually – but took away all his money through fraudulent crypto-currency transactions.  

Sajjad thought his life would now be sunny

Finding from the dating app his honey

Alas it was but a crypto trap

Now he’s left with just  a scrap

For she stole not his heart but his money

Stand Up Meetings, er Sleeping

In Japan we do know that not only are the working hours long and people are stressed out but they also have many a weird idea. One such thought came to light recently. A design firm has conceptualised and built stand-up nap boxes where employees can stand and sleep – wonder why anyone would want to do that!? But, remember it is Japan and, for all you care, it may be a great hit. https://m.economictimes.com/news/new-updates/coming-soon-nap-boxes-for-over= working-employees-in-japan/amp_articleshow/93011464.cms

Crazy for one  to stand, sleep & chill!

On this idea please do not speak ill 

Saying it is totally flawed

This stand-up sleeping pod

For next in line is a contraption on a tread mill