Ranvir Singh, the famous Indian actor, decided to pose nude fora magazine and there’s been enough and more action since. While this has broken the Internet many protests have broken out too for how could one do such a dirty thing.
broken the internet but the phy
Oh, what is it with you dude
That you have been so rude
Laying your body stark
Out here so we bark
With protests loud that are more crude
As they say any news is good PR as was proven by this model. After deciding to get married in a far away port, which getting to was in itself expensive. her guests were expected to pay for their food as well!
Ha, We are so happy that you could
Grace our wedding you’re so good
After Handing over the gift
Get to the dining room swift
Would you be so nice to pay for your food
When this college found out that one of the professor shared a pic of herself in a swimsuit they hastened to not only terminate but sue her for damages as she was “corrupting” her students…
The progressive liberal college that we are
Hey look, this professor has gone too far
Being on social media in a swim suit
Deservedly she’s now got the boot
In moral policing we’ve just raised the bar
Here is a thief who searched and searched to satisfy his sweet tooth and he surely was successful…
The thief was of a discerning kind
So this is how he made up his mind
Chocolates is what he would steal
That too with the Cadburys seal
17 lacs booty was quite a treat to find
Where else again but Japan! A minister responsible for reversing the falling birth rate got hold of a pregnancy suit that weighed a few kgs so he could understand how women felt during pregnancy, speak of empathy. Hey, what is the plan of action though
In charge to increase Japan’s birth rate
The minister hopes to change their fate
Boy, he was so cute
Wearing a pregnancy suit
And urging everyone let’s all do it mate
In Bihar a school teacher was reprimanded by an administrative officer for wearing traditional attire – Kurta and Pyjama – to school instead of trousers. What else do we expect from babus (bureaucrats) who continue to have a colonial hangover…
This is absolutely not done sire
To be in school in traditional attire
Thus the burra sahib spake
And said kindly he would not take
What would disgust the lords of the shire
What happens when a prohibited food item is taken down under
Our man from Bali to Oz took a flight
His urge got him into a problem slight
Stashed away in the backpack
Was that prohibited big Mac
Sniff, sniff and ouch that fine did really bite
Probably I will not understand what goes on in the minds of these “influencers” who think that their decadent behaviour is kind of cool.
Lying down & Smoking while In a plane
And drinking inthe the middle of a lane
Thinking it to be really cool
This influencer is just a fool
What else to say for he is but a society’s bane
I penned a limerick after seeing Elon Musk’s tweet that he was buying Manchester United but realising something was amiss I checked the follow-on tweet that it was but a joke and hence had to modify the last line…
When the target acquisition hit a wall
He decided to change the port of call
Saying a new target sighted
And got everyone united
The man-with a big-chest, er, is fooling us all
The Sonitpur traffic cop was fake
When a lot of moolah he did rake
So in came the real one
Who got him to pack and run
For in their income how could he partake
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