Is it to get away from his harassing wife or that unrestricted view of every house and the pond in the village made Ram Pravesh make the top of a 100 foot palm tree his house? Or, maybe, it was both…
The situation in the village was quite grim
As Ram Pravesh’s wife kept beating him
He made his dwelling on the palm tree
With a peek into every home as a bird free
The chances of him coming down are but slim
In Mathura simians spread their tentacles
Not even sparing the magistrate’s spectacles
And as they did flee
His flunkies hiding their glee
Ran behind screaming you blistering barnacles
A simple technique to hide that nice little rendezvous from one’s spouse
The paramour and he had a great jaunt
The passport stampings how could he flaunt
Chewing off the evidence
The future is clearly tense
Between the wife and law who would more haunt
Ranvir Singh, the famous Indian actor, decided to pose nude fora magazine and there’s been enough and more action since. While this has broken the Internet many protests have broken out too for how could one do such a dirty thing.
broken the internet but the phy
Oh, what is it with you dude
That you have been so rude
Laying your body stark
Out here so we bark
With protests loud that are more crude
As they say any news is good PR as was proven by this model. After deciding to get married in a far away port, which getting to was in itself expensive. her guests were expected to pay for their food as well!
Ha, We are so happy that you could
Grace our wedding you’re so good
After Handing over the gift
Get to the dining room swift
Would you be so nice to pay for your food
When this college found out that one of the professor shared a pic of herself in a swimsuit they hastened to not only terminate but sue her for damages as she was “corrupting” her students…
The progressive liberal college that we are
Hey look, this professor has gone too far
Being on social media in a swim suit
Deservedly she’s now got the boot
In moral policing we’ve just raised the bar
Here is a thief who searched and searched to satisfy his sweet tooth and he surely was successful…
The thief was of a discerning kind
So this is how he made up his mind
Chocolates is what he would steal
That too with the Cadburys seal
17 lacs booty was quite a treat to find
Where else again but Japan! A minister responsible for reversing the falling birth rate got hold of a pregnancy suit that weighed a few kgs so he could understand how women felt during pregnancy, speak of empathy. Hey, what is the plan of action though
In charge to increase Japan’s birth rate
The minister hopes to change their fate
Boy, he was so cute
Wearing a pregnancy suit
And urging everyone let’s all do it mate
In Bihar a school teacher was reprimanded by an administrative officer for wearing traditional attire – Kurta and Pyjama – to school instead of trousers. What else do we expect from babus (bureaucrats) who continue to have a colonial hangover…
This is absolutely not done sire
To be in school in traditional attire
Thus the burra sahib spake
And said kindly he would not take
What would disgust the lords of the shire
What happens when a prohibited food item is taken down under
Our man from Bali to Oz took a flight
His urge got him into a problem slight
Stashed away in the backpack
Was that prohibited big Mac
Sniff, sniff and ouch that fine did really bite
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