The Shameless Actor

Ranvir Singh, the famous Indian actor, decided to pose nude fora magazine and there’s been enough and more action since. While this has broken the Internet many protests have broken out too for how could one do such a dirty thing. 

broken the internet but the phy 

Oh, what is it with you dude 

That  you have been  so rude

Laying your body stark

Out here so we bark

With protests loud that are more crude

The Going Dutch Wedding

As they say any news is good PR as was proven by this model. After deciding to get married in a far away port, which getting to was in itself expensive.  her guests were expected to pay for their food as well! 

Ha, We are so happy that you could

Grace our wedding you’re  so good

After Handing over the gift

Get to the dining room swift

Would you be so nice to pay for your food

The Upright College

When this college found out that one of the professor shared a pic of herself in a swimsuit they hastened to not only terminate but sue her for damages as  she was “corrupting” her students…

The progressive liberal college that we are

Hey look, this professor has gone too far

Being on social media in a swim suit

Deservedly she’s now got the boot

In moral policing we’ve just raised the bar

Let’s All Be Birthing People

Where else again but Japan! A minister responsible for reversing  the falling birth rate got hold of a pregnancy suit that weighed a few kgs so he could understand how women felt during pregnancy, speak of empathy. Hey,  what is the plan of action though

In charge to increase Japan’s birth rate

The minister hopes to change their fate

Boy, he was so cute

Wearing a pregnancy suit

And urging everyone let’s all do it mate

The Compliant Babu

In Bihar a school teacher was reprimanded by an administrative officer for wearing traditional attire – Kurta and Pyjama – to school instead of trousers. What else do we expect from babus (bureaucrats) who continue to have a colonial hangover…

This is absolutely not done sire 

To be in school in traditional attire

Thus the burra sahib spake

And said kindly he would not take

What would disgust the lords of the shire

The Uncool Influencer’s Antics


Probably I will not understand what goes on in the minds of these “influencers” who think that their decadent behaviour is kind of cool.

Lying down & Smoking while In a plane

And drinking  inthe the middle of a lane

Thinking it to be really cool

This influencer is just a fool 

What else to say for he is but a society’s bane 

The Man-chest-er Acquisition

I penned a limerick after seeing Elon Musk’s tweet that he was buying Manchester United but realising something was amiss I checked the follow-on tweet that it was but a joke and hence had to modify the last line…

When the target acquisition hit a wall 

He decided to change  the port of call

Saying a  new target sighted

And got everyone  united

The man-with a big-chest, er, is fooling us all