Tag: Poetry

In Mathura simians spread their tentacles

Not even sparing the magistrate’s spectacles

And as they did flee

His flunkies hiding their  glee

Ran behind screaming you blistering barnacles

A simple technique to hide that nice little rendezvous from one’s spouse 

The paramour and he had a great jaunt

The passport stampings how could he flaunt

Chewing off the evidence

The future is clearly tense

Between the wife and law who would more haunt

Ranvir Singh, the famous Indian actor, decided to pose nude fora magazine and there’s been enough and more action since. While this has broken the Internet many protests have broken out too for how could one do such a dirty thing. 

broken the internet but the phy 

Oh, what is it with you dude 

That  you have been  so rude

Laying your body stark

Out here so we bark

With protests loud that are more crude

As they say any news is good PR as was proven by this model. After deciding to get married in a far away port, which getting to was in itself expensive.  her guests were expected to pay for their food as well! 

Ha, We are so happy that you could

Grace our wedding you’re  so good

After Handing over the gift

Get to the dining room swift

Would you be so nice to pay for your food

When this college found out that one of the professor shared a pic of herself in a swimsuit they hastened to not only terminate but sue her for damages as  she was “corrupting” her students…

The progressive liberal college that we are

Hey look, this professor has gone too far

Being on social media in a swim suit

Deservedly she’s now got the boot

In moral policing we’ve just raised the bar

Here is a thief who searched and searched to satisfy his sweet tooth and he surely was successful…

The thief was of a discerning kind

So this is how he made up his mind

Chocolates is what he would steal

That too with the Cadburys seal

17 lacs booty was quite a treat to find

Where else again but Japan! A minister responsible for reversing  the falling birth rate got hold of a pregnancy suit that weighed a few kgs so he could understand how women felt during pregnancy, speak of empathy. Hey,  what is the plan of action though

In charge to increase Japan’s birth rate

The minister hopes to change their fate

Boy, he was so cute

Wearing a pregnancy suit

And urging everyone let’s all do it mate

In Bihar a school teacher was reprimanded by an administrative officer for wearing traditional attire – Kurta and Pyjama – to school instead of trousers. What else do we expect from babus (bureaucrats) who continue to have a colonial hangover…

This is absolutely not done sire 

To be in school in traditional attire

Thus the burra sahib spake

And said kindly he would not take

What would disgust the lords of the shire

What happens when a prohibited food item is taken down under 

Our man from Bali to Oz took a flight 

His urge got him into a problem slight 

Stashed away in the backpack

Was that prohibited  big   Mac 

Sniff, sniff and ouch that fine did really bite 

Probably I will not understand what goes on in the minds of these “influencers” who think that their decadent behaviour is kind of cool.

Lying down & Smoking while In a plane

And drinking  inthe the middle of a lane

Thinking it to be really cool

This influencer is just a fool 

What else to say for he is but a society’s bane